Sunday, December 25, 2011

Chri$tma$


Is it a luxury these days, really, to have a very, VERY, Merry Christmas...?

The answer: perhaps.

You could have a ton of expensive gifts, champagne gushing out of bottles by the dozen, tables chock-full of exotic dishes and a legion of servants to feed it to your dozens of guests, packed into your fancy abode...!

Or all you could have is this:



And it would be the most luxurious of Christmases because you would have the Essence: you would have the Light - you would have Christ, The Christ in Christmas, symbolized here by the luminous tree; and luminous it is though devoid of any ornaments or decorations made in China or something...!

May you be able to afford this luxury - this year...

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Thursday, May 05, 2011

Trendy Eyewear - Ha.


Ahh... Oakley!


Oakley... who?
Baron Oakley?
Charles Oakley?
OAKLEY, ENGLAND?
OAKLEY, CALIF.?

Disambiguation helping and all, along with an ever-renewable miniaturized hyperlink supplied by a little tweety-tweety birdie that is as generic as it is mercantile (simeonbttjhr3 Simeon Washington @luminousluciano : http://tiny.ly/P8kS) we could quickly identify the Oakley suspect as such:




All 'tis being ado about nothing much at all indeed;
for I am perfectly happy with my eyewear right now!

Look how cool I am with it - and weep!
For some peeps may be wearing the purported-to-be 
coolest eyewear in all the land - 
and yet they can't see squat! 


Case in point: 
duas hermanas, aqui - 
uma nem pode ver um palmo adianto do nariz 
and recognize her sissy...?!? 
'Cause if she did recognize her here... 
she wouldn't be making out with her! 
RIGHT? 
LOL 








Ban Ray Ban - I say!
And Oakley? Oh. It's... Obsolete! 
Clearly!
:)

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Think We Got A Problem...?

Well, IT IS tax season after all...
We gotta pay the price for all that luxurious lifestyle one day or another, right?!?

Just ask our friends Ricky, Jeezy and Lil' Wayne here...



We thought this would fit the bill just fine - some music, some wine, a million other frivolities, maybe...?!? But we digress...

On this festive occasion -tax season- why not celebrate with a -dreadful- song about them taxes, the most annoying of all of them too: the luxury tax!

At least the song leads people to think that it might be about said tax...!

Oh well - just escape back into a world of pure ecstatic excess already - onboard a luxury yacht, for instance:




Excelsior!
;)