Trendy Eyewear - Ha.

Ahh... Oakley!

Oakley... who?
Baron Oakley?
Charles Oakley?
OAKLEY, ENGLAND?
OAKLEY, CALIF.?

Disambiguation helping and all, along with an ever-renewable miniaturized hyperlink supplied by a little tweety-tweety birdie that is as generic as it is mercantile (simeonbttjhr3 Simeon Washington @luminousluciano : http://tiny.ly/P8kS) we could quickly identify the Oakley suspect as such:




All 'tis being ado about nothing much at all indeed;
for I am perfectly happy with my eyewear right now!

Look how cool I am with it - and weep! For some peeps may be wearing the purported-to-be  coolest eyewear in all the land -  and yet they can't see squat! 

Case in point:  duas hermanas, aqui -  uma nem pode ver um palmo adianto do nariz  and recognize her sissy...?!?  'Cause if she did recognize her here...  she wouldn't be making out with her!  RIGHT?  LOL 

Ban Ray Ban - I say!
And Oakley? Oh. It's... Obsolete!  Clearly!
:)